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17 College Hookup Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself
We fooled around and then fell asleep but I was shortly woken up after by feeling a warm liquid on me and thought he had jacked off. Then I realized he had peed on me and I was shocked and grossed out. I elbowed him and he woke up. I guess he realized what happened and told me he was going to leave. The next day he left his wallet in my room so I had to awkwardly give it back to him. Safe to say we never hooked up again.
Oh, and, if the story happened to take place abroad, sign me up times a thousand because, well, every story is better when it takes place whilst traveling. If you, too, love to hear every juicy detail of a wild hookup, read along and enjoy as real college students and recent grads share their stories. We obviously were obsessed with them, their accents, and their dreamy lives in Spain running a hostel with their best friends. We easily struck up a friendship with the owners and they offered to take us out to one of their favorite flamenco spots where locals come to sing, play guitar, and dance. The vibes were v. Major score because besides the fact that he was absolutely adorable, I got to sleep in a queen-size bed instead of the tiny, twin top bunk back in the hostel. Honestly, I did it for the bed more so than the hookup.
Thanks Tequila. So I was downtown and saw this sorority chick that I could tell had no standards. So at the end of the night, I made my move and she decided to come back with me. When we got back to my dorm we got to it and right when she got on top she called me daddy. Then all of a sudden, I break out of the hand cuffs and my hands come flying up and hit him square in the ears. I had a new roommate that year that just transferred so I thought it would be nice to take her out and show her the hot spots at our campus.
23 Juicy Spring Break Confessions That Actually Happened
I'm a complete sucker for vacation hookup stories. After all, people travel to foreign destinations either to find themselves or to be somebody else for a while, both of which can bring out our adventurous sides. So, I asked people to tell me about their juiciest vacation hookups, and their stories did not disappoint.